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Classics Definitions & Cool Meanings

12 November 2019
Cigarette A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Love affairs Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divo rce Future tense of marriage
Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father A banker provided by nature.
Criminal A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Mother's are Great

12 November 2019

Simple yet powerful!

If God is great,

Mother is the greatest.

Mother's are Great

Now Whiskey to fuel your car

12 November 2019

Apart from giving that euphoric feeling, the invigorating properties of whisky will soon be used for running cars, and keeping school kids warm. Researchers at the University of Abertay are creating bioethanol from mash, a whisky by-product, which might act as a principle substitute fuel for vehicles.

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