*He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Ford Crown Victoria Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 mph to escape being stopped.
Then he thought, what the hell am I doing? "I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the driver's side.
"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Wednesday 22 November a day before Thanksgiving "If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why you were speeding, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with an American Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back."
The Policeman said, "Have a nice day, sir"*
If you think you have huge tension, look at them...
If you think your job is tough, how about him?
If you think your salary is low, how about her?
If you think you don't have many friends, ask yourself if you have one sincere friend...as... this Dog..
You think, study is a burden, how about her?
When you feel like giving up, think of this man..
If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does?
If you complain about your transport system, how about them?
If your society is unfair to you, how about her?
Forbes list of 50 Most Powerful Women (only 1 from India)
|2||Wu Yi||Vice premier||China|
|3||Ho Ching||Chief executive, Temasek Holdings||Singapore|
|4||Condoleezza Rice||Secretary of State||U.S.|
|5||Indra K. Nooyi||Chairman, chief executive, PepsiCo||U.S.|
|6||Sonia Gandhi||President, Congress Party||India|
|7||Cynthia Carroll||Chief executive, Anglo American||U.K.|
|8||Patricia A. Woertz||Chairman, Archer Daniels Midland||U.S.|
|9||Irene Rosenfeld||Chairman, chief executive, Kraft Foods||U.S.|
|10||Patricia Russo||Chief executive, Alcatel-Lucent||U.S.|
|11||Michèle Alliot-Marie||Minister for the Interior and overseas territories||France|
|12||Christine Lagarde||Minister of economy, finance and employment||France|
|13||Anne M. Mulcahy||Chairman, chief executive, Xerox||U.S.|
|14||Anne Lauvergeon||Chief executive, Areva||France|
|15||Mary Sammons||Chairman, chief executive, president, Rite Aid Corp.||U.S.|
|16||Angela Braly||Chief executive, president, WellPoint||U.S.|
|17||Marjorie Scardino||Chief executive, Pearson PLC||U.K.|
|18||Wu Xiaoling||Deputy governor, People's Bank of China||China|
|19||Brenda Barnes||Chairman, chief executive, Sara Lee Corp.||U.S.|
|20||Ruth Bader Ginsburg||Supreme court justice||U.S.|
|21||Oprah Winfrey||Chairman, Harpo||U.S.|
|22||Margaret Whitman||Chief executive, president, Ebay||U.S.|
|23||Queen Elizabeth II||Queen||U.K.|
|24||Melinda Gates||Cofounder, cochairman, Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation||U.S.|
|25||Hillary Rodham Clinton||U.S. senator, New York||U.S.|
|Nancy Pelosi||Speaker of the House, House of Representatives||U.S.|
|28||Safra A. Catz||President, chief financial officer, Oracle||U.S.|
|29||Susan E. Arnold||President, global business units, Procter & Gamble||U.S.|
|30||Andrea Jung||Chairman, chief executive, Avon Products||U.S.|
|31||Judy McGrath||Chairman, chief executive, MTV Networks||U.S.|
|32||Dr. Julie Louise Gerberding||Director, Center for Disease Control and Prevention||U.S.|
|33||Marina Berlusconi||Chairman, Fininvest Group||Italy|
|34||Zoe Cruz||Co-president, Morgan Stanley||U.S.|
|35||Amy Pascal||Cochair, Sony Pictures Entertainment, Sony Pictures||U.S.|
|36||Ann Livermore||Executive vice president, Hewlett-Packard||U.S.|
|37||Margaret Chan||Director-general, World Health Organization||China|
|38||Helen Clark||Prime minister||New Zealand|
|39||Tzipora Livni||Foreign affairs minister||Israel|
|40||Ana Patricia Botin||Chairman, Banesto||Spain|
|41||Renetta McCann||Chief executive, Starcom MediaVest Group||U.S.|
|42||Susan M. Ivey||Chairman, chief executive, president, Reynolds American||U.S.|
|43||Yang Mianmian||Chairman, Haier||China|
|44||Linda Z. Cook||Executive director, gas & power, Royal Dutch Shell||Netherlands|
|45||Janet L. Robinson||Chief executive, president, The New York Times Company||U.S.|
|46||Christine Poon||Vice chairman, Johnson & Johnson||U.S.|
|47||Drew Gilpin Faust||President, Harvard university||U.S.|
|48||Paula Rosput Reynolds||Chief executive, president, Safeco||U.S.|
|49||Nancy Tellem||President, CBS Paramount Television Entertainment, CBS Corp.||U.S.|