Public Telephone: A coin swallowing machine.
Smile: A small curve that solves big problems.
Tomorrow: The best labor-saving device.
Earth: A minor planet with major problems.
Kitchen: Final laboratory of a housewife.
Sympathy: Offered in exchange for details.
Marriage: An institution where a boy loses his bachelor’s degree and a girl gains her master’s.
Conference: A meeting of bored people.
Life: Like a cigarette that begins with a flash but ends with ashes.
Exams: Where the foolish ask questions that the wise can’t answer.
Boss: A person who comes in early to see who comes late.
Old age: When U wink at a girl and she says, “Anything wrong with Ur eye, Uncle?”
Neighbour: One who knows more about U than U do.
Etc: A sign used to make others believe that U knows more than what U really does.
Body: The stuff that hangs on Ur bones.
Middle Age: When U want to see how long Ur car will last instead of how fast it will go.
Friend: Someone who doesn’t believe the gossip he hears about U even if he knows it’s true.
Expert: A person who knows enough to complicate simple matters