Classics Definitions & Cool Meanings

CigaretteA pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Love affairsSomething like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
MarriageIt’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divo rceFuture tense of marriage
LectureAn art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
ConferenceThe confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
CompromiseThe art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
TearsThe hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
DictionaryA place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference RoomA place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
EcstasyA feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
ClassicA book which people praise, but do not read.
SmileA curve that can set a lot of things straight.
OfficeA place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
YawnThe only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
CommitteeIndividuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
ExperienceThe name men give to their mistakes.
Atom BombAn invention to end all inventions.
PhilosopherA fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
DiplomatA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OpportunistA person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
OptimistA person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
PessimistA person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
MiserA person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
FatherA banker provided by nature.
CriminalA guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.

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